Damon Wayans Comes To Bill Cosby's Defense And Says The Girls Were "Un-rape-able" - Daily Mail

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Chicago Defender – “If I was him, I would divorce my wife, give her all my money, and then I would go do a deposition,” Wayans said. “I would light one of them three-hour cigars. I’d have some wine and maybe a quaalude, and I would just go off, because I don’t believe that he was raping.” Wayans also questioned why so many of the alleged victims waited for so many years before stepping forward, despite the fact that  many of them had reported Cosby years ago when no one was paying attention. “How big is his penis that it gives you amnesia for 40 years? If you listen to them talk, they go, ‘Well, the first time…’ The first time? Bitch, how many times did it happen? Just listen to what they’re saying and some of them really is unrape-able. You just look at them and go, ‘You don’t want that. Get outta here.’”

The question is, whose PR team do you think cringed more when these comments were made? Cosby’s people or Wayans’ people? Does Wayans even have people? I feel like his whole team is just all 9 of his brothers. But when he gets up there and starts ranting about how big Bill Cosby’s dick is and how he should take quaaludes and just tell the world how the women were unrapeable, both side must be like “SHHH!!! SHHHH!!! BE THE FUCK QUIET!!! YOU’RE NOT HELPING ANYTHING!” Cosby’s team trying to keep a low profile and Damon Wayans is out here talking about how Cosby’s dick fucked them into amnesia. Wayans’ team trying to land Damon another role in Scary Movie 12 and he’s siding with rapists. Just a goddam PR nightmare all around.

We also got the porn app takes ransom pictures of people (legit my nightmare), even Westboro hates Kim Davis, woman complains that less weed leads to more meth, rough weekend for Army. Plug in juice up.

PS – I finished this entire blog thinking Damon was Marlon. Didnt realize till I googled him for a picture. This makes it even worse! Damon is the older more responsible one!